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>>ALL RIGHT.>>I LIKE . >>Jimmy: I LIKE THE VIEW.>>THANK YOU.>>Jimmy: YOU’RE A CAR GUY. IS IT JUST CARS? TRUCKS, MOTORIZED VEHICLES?>>CARS, TRUCKS, BIKES, SEWING MACHINES. I LOVE IT ALL.>>Jimmy: SINCE WERE YOU A KID?>>YEAH. DO YOU HAVE A CAR?>>Jimmy: YEAH, I HAVE A CAR.>>THEN YOU’RE A CAR GUY.>>Jimmy: I’M A GUY WITH A CAR FOR SURE. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT. I TRIED TO GET INTO IT ONCE. I REBUILT THE MASTER CYLINDER IN MY HAMAZDA RX 7. HOW MANY CARS DO YOU HAVE?>>TOO MANY.>>Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE THEM IN A BIG DISPLAY TYPE OF SITUATION?>>I KEEP THEM IN A BARN.>>Jimmy: IN A BARN?>>YEAH. WITH THE MICE.>>Jimmy: OH, LIKE A REAL FARM BARN.>>YEAH, OUT AT THE FARM, YEAH.>>Jimmy: ARE YOU CONSTANTLY LOOKING ONLINE AND LOOKING UP AUCTIONS AND BIDDING AND DOING ALL THAT STUFF.>>YEAH. I WAS IN FLORIDA. I WENT TO AMELIA ISLAND, THERE WAS A BIG EVENT, WENT TO SELL A CAR DOWN THERE.>>Jimmy: OH, YOU WENT TO SELL ONE.>>WENT TO SELL ONE OF MY CARS, AND IT DIDN’T SELL.>>Jimmy: OH, NO.>>AND, UH.>>Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT IT ALL THE WAY TO FLORIDA?>>AFTER I BROUGHT IT TO A DIFFERENT ONE IN AUGUST. IT DIDN’T SELL THERE, EITHER. I WAS KIND OF UPSET.>>Jimmy: YEAH.>>SO, YOU KNOW, AND THEY HAVE A DOWN, YOU’RE SITTING THERE, AND THEY HAVE THE OPEN BAR WITH THE WAITRESS COMING BY, HAVE ANOTHER COCKTAIL, HAVE ANOTHER COCKTAIL. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I’VE HAD ABOUT FOUR, FIVE BEERS, AND I BUY A JEEP. [ LAUGHTER ] SO, AND, I SEE, I GOTTA HAVE THAT.>>Jimmy: UH-HUH.>>WHAT IS IT? IT’S ONE OF THOSE. YOU WAKE UP IN THE HOTEL SUNDAY MORNING, AND LIKE PULL THIS PINK SLIP OUT OF YOUR POCKET, WHAT THE HELL?>>Jimmy: A JEEP NEXT TO YOU.>>YEAH, A JEEP NEXT TO YOU.>>Jimmy: SO YOU WENT TO SELL A CAR TO HAVE NO CARS AND YOU END UP WITH TWO CARS.>>SO NOW THERE’S A SEMI WITH MY CAR AND A NEW CAR ON ITS WAY BACK FROM FLORIDA, RIGHT?>>Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF CAR IS THE ONE YOU’RE TRYING TO SELL.>>IT’S AN OLD PORSCHE.>>Jimmy: WHAT YEAR?>>IT’S ’85.>>Jimmy: IS THAT A RARE CAR? THE ’85 PORSCHE?>>THIS PARTICULAR ONE IS, IT WAS A PROTOTYPE SLANT. NOBODY WANTS TO BUY IT.>>Jimmy: YEAH, OBVIOUSLY.>>BUT THE GUYS AT THE AUCTION LOVE ME.>>Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE YOU KEEP COMING AND COMING.>>NOT SELLING AND BUYING.>>Jimmy: HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU GOT YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE?>>16 1/2.>>Jimmy: ALMOST RIGHT AWAY.>>AS SOON AS THE DAY I WAS ELIGIBLE.>>Jimmy: WHAT CAR DID YOU TAKE THAT TEST IN?>>I TOOK IT IN MY STEP DAD’S CAR, WHICH IS A, SURPRISING THAT IT PASSED INSPECTION AND ROAD LEGAL. IT WAS AN AMC JAVELIN. ANYBODY REMEMBER THAT CAR?>>Jimmy: OH, YEAH, RIGHT. >>GREAT CAR, BUT NOT THIS PARTICULAR ONE. THE FLOORBOARDS. YOU COULD SEE RIGHT THROUGH THE FLOOR PAN. MY BIRTHDAY’S IN JULY, SO 16 1/2 PUTS ME IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER. I HAD TO TAKE IT IN A JAVELIN THAT HAD BEEN HIT IN THE DRIVER’S DOOR. PLASTIC TAPED ON THE WINDOW, WOODEN BLOCK SCREWED TO THE GAS PEDAL, BECAUSE MY MOTHER’S KIND OF SHORT SO WHEN SHE DROVE IT SHE COULD REACH THE PEDAL. AND THE GUY GETS IN AND GOES, IS THIS THING ROAD LEGAL? I GO IT’S GOT A STICKER ON IT, IT PASSED. I GUESS WE’RE OKAY. AND I HAD TO LIKE, IN THE BLIZZARD PARALLEL PARK ON A HILL IN THE SNOW, BUT I MADE IT.>>Jimmy: YEAH, IF YOU CAN PASS THE TEST IN THAT THEY CAN GIVE YOU A DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR ANYTHING.>>IT WAS THE BIGGEST [ BLEEP ] BOX EVER.>>Jimmy: MAYBE THAT EXTREME BAD CAR IS WHAT MOTIVATED TO YOU HAVE ALL THESE CARS. MAYBE YOU’RE TRYING TO ERASE SOME PAIN FROM YOUR YOUNG TEENAGE YEARS.>>THAT’S IT. THAT IS IT. [ APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: AND YOU GOT A JEEP NOW DO IT.>>I GOT A JEEP.>>Jimmy: YOUR DAUGHTER IS HOW OLD NOW?>>15.>>Jimmy: WILL YOU BE PAYING A

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