– OKAY,
LET’S GET THIS THING GOING. EVERYBODY TAKE A SEAT. WE GOT TO HAVE
MORE MEETINGS, HOMES, ‘CAUSE I’M TELLING YOU, MAN,
WE GOT TO GET ORGANIZED. [sighs] [police sirens in the distance] CARLITO AIN’T GOT A SEAT, MAN.
SOMEONE GET HIM A CHAIR. – NO, I’M COOL. – NO, DUDE, GET HIM A CHAIR,
HOMES. – I’M GONNA SIT GANGSTER. – BUT, CARLITO, IT DOESN’T LOOK
LIKE IT’S COMFORTABLE, MAN. WHY DON’T YOU
JUST SIT IN THE CHAIR? – I NEVER SIT
IN NO CHAIR,ESE.MM-MMM. YOU NEVER, EVER GON’ CATCH ME
SITTING IN NO CHAIRS. – HEY,ESE,YOU KNOW THAT
THAT’S LOCO, RIGHT? – NO, MAN.
[scoffs] – IT’S COOL, CARLITO. NO ONE’S GONNA THINK
YOU’RE SOFT IF YOU SIT IN A CHAIR, HOMES.
– YEAH, YEAH. – WE’RE ALL SITTING IN CHAIRS.
– RIGHT. – BUNCH OF BITCH-ASSCULEROS.–QUE?
– I DON’T HAVE NO TIME TO SIT IN NO [bleep] CHAIR. – OKAY. NOW THAT WE’RE ALL HERE– YOU KNOW WHAT?
BUT WHY, THOUGH? LIKE, IT DON’T MAKE NO SENSE
FOR YOU TO SET YOURSELF UP WITH A RULE LIKE THAT. – NO, IT’S, LIKE, LIMITING.
– YEAH, LIMITING. – LIMITING.
– I MEAN, SOMETIMES, PEOPLE SIT IN CHAIRS. – MAN, [bleep] ALL OF YOU GUYS
WITH YOUR BITCH-ASS CHAIRS. [wood cracks] – THERE.
– [scoffs] – OKAY, CARLITO, QUIT PLAYING
AND SIT IN THE CHAIR,PENDEJO.– NO.
– CARLITO, WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS MEETING
NOW,ESE.GET UP! – I’M GOOD RIGHT HERE, MAN. – YOU KNOW–
– I’M CHILLING. GO AHEAD WITH YOUR MEETING. – OKAY, BUT YOU KNOW
IT’S GOING TO BE WEIRD. YOU DON’T CARE
THAT IT’S GOING TO BE WEIRD? – WEIRD FOR YOU, MAYBE. – HE DOESN’T CARE.
OKAY. OKAY, HOMIES,
SO THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE TO DO, LIKE, WE GOT TO SELL
MORE DRUGS… – [groaning]
– AND WE GOT TO MAKE MORE CRIMES HAPPEN. ROBERTO, WHERE ARE WE–
– [groaning] – CARLITO,
YOU’RE BLEEDING,ESE!– [grunts]
WHO CARES, MAN? [winces] – YO, WHOA!
YOU JUST GOT SHANKED, MAN! WE GOT TO PULL THAT OUT!
– LEAVE IT! I’M CHILLING, HOMES. I DON’T CARE
ABOUT THAT STUPID SHANK. [groaning] [exhales] – CARLITO. CARLITO, WAKE UP, MAN! [radio chatter] – HEY,
DON’T EVEN BOTHER,ESE.– WHAT?
[screams] OH,DIOS MIO!– I DON’T NEED
THOSE DEFIBRILLATORS. I DON’T EVEN WANT TO COME BACK
TO LIFE, HOMES. – CARLITO,
GO BACK INTO YOUR BODY. – MY BODY’S STUPID, HOMES.
– WHAT? – I’M FINE RIGHT HERE
ON THE SPIRIT PLANE. LIFE IS FOR PUSSIES. [heavenly singing] – CARLITO.
CARLITO, GO TO THE LIGHT. – NAH, I’M GOOD, MAN. – CARLITO,
THAT’S HEAVEN, MAN. – I DON’T NEED TO GO
TO HEAVEN, HOMES. HEAVEN IS FOR PUSSIES.
– OH, BOY.
Actually pulling out that wood would have him bleed out and die way quicker
1:15 Come back to my comment when you’re done. For the reason you are here.
"Bunch of bitch ass kuleros." LMAO
You know what but why though ?😂😂🤙😂🤷♂️
When he said culeros , that sold it.
Muy loco carlito
Plot twist because of his personality they never could allow them sell drugs or do crimes inadvertently being a nice person and stopping a gang making him worthy or heaven
reminds me of thatwasepic
Anybody else find these dudes corny?
buncha bitch ass culeros
Are we not going to talk about the guy at 1:26 who pointed like 4 seconds after everyone else stopped pointing?
The older I get the more relatable this is
L i M i T i N g
"A bunch of bitch-ass coleros."
Pinches culeros 🤣🤣
Key can play any race perfectly.
He can also make himself look racially ambiguous.
Why does Peele sound like 6ix9ine
Man. Fuck ALL of you with yo Bitch Ass Chairs
hahaha carlito pendejo
"Here lies Carlito, who wasn't a pussy"
What makes it extra funny is that he tried to find a seat when they first got there 😂
Who cares man! 🤣🤣
LIKES are for pussies
"Oh boy"
OMG this is so funny you would think these guys were from Cali for real lol
I've never laughed harder at a skit on youtube, they got the accents perfectly.
Brooooo Keagan Michael the perfect complexion to pull of any race 😂😂😂 I died when he said “Everybody take a seat” like bruv he legit looks like a Mexican gangbanger!
Heaven is for pussies😂😂😂🖕
“Man fuck all you guys with your bitch ass chairs…” – table breaks , collapses on floor –
😂😂😂 I’m dying.
everyone has this sort of stubborn friend
Key's accent is more original than the native speakers!!
Thugh Life😎
that one guy on the right looks like the twin from Breaking Bad
Bunch of bitch ass culeros.
Carlito got his bandana on backwards
Ok ta, el ultimo.
Lmao buncha bitch ass coo letos
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro chill carlito Is just vibing
https://youtu.be/D8lE1kIxJ1w
Cameo by the guy we’ve all seen play the Mexican gangster in 47 different crime dramas “Iz like…leemiting”😂
Heaven is indeed a false light matrix by the echo remanants of archons within a holographic cosmos. He is right not to enter it. Chillin induces theta gamma which takes you straight to nirvana essay..
Carlito is gonna be just fine!!
Funny thing is there are real gangsters like this, they think u pussy unless u killed sum1
My guy just going out by saying life is for pussys
Antivaxxers:
Hahahaha
"man fuck all of you with your bitch-ass chairs"
chair breaks
me" thats instant karma"
He's right, life is for pussies.
Every time I’m sad I can count on Ken&Peele to make me smile
Quack quack, I’m a crazy duck
I still don't understand why these mean looking gangsters still keep him as their member 😆😆😆😆
Me at a friends house
Heaven is for p#ssies😂😂😂
That's me on alot of subjects especially fixing relationship issues.. relationships are for bitchs I'll stay single with my pride. Dammmm you to hell Spaniard pride.
That “oh boy” at the end always cracks me up 😂😂😂
" my body is stupid homes "
exactly what i feel when i look in the mirror every morning..
Lmao wen carlito broke that table lmaoo I was dien😂
Carlito came back as Carvail 😂
Heaven is for pussy 😅🤣😂😭😂 best key and Peele episode
“Bunch of bitch ass culeros” -carlito lol
Heaven is for pussies
"Bunch of bitch ass culeros" 🤣🤣
Chapter 1 "sit in the chair man"
Chapter 2 " go back to your body carlito "
Well that escalated quickly
Rest In Peace Carlito,the most loco in the gang.
Stop playing, go back into your body carlito
The captions are way faster than the actual words ❌🧢
You know what but why tho? 😆
Carlito is a legend 🙂
“Heaven is for pussies”
Bruh they're better at playing as Mexican Gangsters than real Mexican Gangsters.
There’s actually a deep message behind this skit . I feel like their tryna show what happens when you care too much about what others think about you and trying to hard to be different. Lmao kool is the new stupid
Going on day 2 of my Key & Peele binge
I dont even WANNA come back to life homes😂🤣🤣.. life is for pussies
My body is stupid homes 😂🤣😭😭😭😭
We all got that stubborn homie haha
Are they wearing “Slightly Less brown-face”? How dare they?!
Life is for pussies
"Bitchass culeros" jaja
Carlito will always be the most loco one in the gang
Isn’t that one of the assasain brothers from Breaking Bad
Oh boy lmao
No, dood, get him a chair, homes
You know what , but why though ?
Why I’m now jus finding these bruthas?
Lol Key and peele get away with so much racist shit.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny Everytime
"Heaven is for pus.. !"
"Oh boy!"
If we ponder over it has great message. How often we convince ourselves compromising in everyday life.
"We gotta sell more drugs, and we gotta make more crimes happen."
Now that is a sound plan, culero!
My body stupid
YOU AINT NEVER GON CATCH CARLITO BREATHING
That "Oh boy" at the end LMAO. He was like I can't!
maaan that cholo guy is from breaking bad lol
Ah the "thug" life, destroying black and Hispanic communities and culture everywhere.
I wear more dickies than the eses. Hilarious skit!
The way he looks for a chair at the start😂😂
I felt that
https://www.gofundme.com/f/bnncqu-small-debt?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1 please share link. Very appropriate
LMAO Man. Best Key&Peele episode ever!
u know wha' bu' wai doe?
C O N S E Q U E N C E S
I am liking this video man. Disliking is for pussies