Which is the slowest vehicle in GTA5/Online?


Hello, everyone, and welcome back to another GTA Online video where today we are testing to see which is the slowest land vehicle of them all. We got a bunch of vehicles that we thought off of our heads that are slow as hell, lined them up,… …and are now ready to race them down the runway. Let’s take a look at some of the contestants, shall we? The Rusty Old Tractor The Lawn Mower The Dozer The Dump The Driller The Insurgent The Insurgent
Being towed by a Tow Truck Chromobile: I did not agree to do this.
The Insurgent
Being towed by a Tow Truck The Journey And finally… And finally…
A pair of legs Let’s get this race underway! (Tense music begins) (Countdown horn) (Starter horn, grenade detonates) (Sprinter grunts from impact) Tow Truck Driver: Wow, that Journey’s surprisingly fast! Chromobile: This is humiliating. (Upbeat [but not tense] music)
♪ Don’t mess around ♪ (Upbeat [but not tense] music)
♪ Everybody do the mess around ♪ (Tense music resumes)
Wow, the performance of this truck has improved dramatically for some reason! You idiot, you failed to secᵘʳᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʰᵒᵒᵏ• ᴳᵒᵒᵈᵇʸᵉ• Alright, second place. Oh, what the hell?! Why is the Insurgent all the way– AGH! God damn tow trucks! (Panting) Sprinter: Fat chance, bucko! (Sprinter grunts) Alright, just gotta hook this up again, quick quick quick… No, he beat me! Dammit! (Vehicles clunking) (Vehicle honks) Wow, you’re still here. You have the patience of a guru. (Fanfare) The Dozer is the slowest vehicle of them all! (Lawn Mower Driver grunts)
The Dozer is the slowest vehicle of them all! (Sprinter grunts)
(Lawn Mower Driver grunts)
The Dozer is the slowest vehicle of them all!

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